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The 1993s are back and better than ever. Demand Respect and Authority™. In the courtroom. In the bedroom. In the bathroom. In your mugshot. In, the FUTURE. Now with an ANSI Z87+ safety rating, roomier fit, and redesigned ear and nose pieces. It’s like we made an elastic waistband for your face.
$124.99
It was unlike any shindig you’d ever seen. The energy was reaching all time highs, growing at dangerously exponential levels. The pool was more beer than water at that point. We got a call saying the Joneses flight got cancelled and they wouldn’t be home til Wednesday. Michael Cera (or at least some kid who looked just like him) showed up. Anyway, I’m getting carried away. These 2000s have an amber lens, radical splatter paint look , and Z87+ Safety Rating to keep the party going long after the cops show up.
$124.99
Nights aren't for sleeping. Not for you, they're not. They're for working hard, partying harder, and pushing your eyeballs into the most dangerous situations 'till the sun comes up. Good thing these night shades are gonna be with you every step of the way. It's a Night Shade 2000! These bad boys feature a clear polycarbonate lens, ANSI Z87+ Safety Rating, roomier fit, and redesigned ear, nose, and turbo adjustment areas.
$124.99
Set aside your moisture wicking microphones, stop blowing in each other’s cartridges, and listen up. Pit Vipers aren’t just for real sports any more. Our first ever blue blocking lens reduces eye strain, extending your PP for longer rounds. Their safety rated panoramic viewing field is perfect for multi monitor RPGOTPHJ gaming. Respawn in these teal frames, and you’re guaranteed to catch the eye of every virtual vixen in the realm. Not just for professional gamers! Also great for: sports betting, stock trading, ANALYTICS, maintaining the Matrix, swiping right on dating apps, coding a program that automatically swipes right on dating apps, people who just really hate the color blue.
$124.99
We don't let vegetarians make the rules for a reason. It's a 2000! These bad boys feature an ANSI Z87+ Safety Rating, roomier fit, and redesigned ear, nose, and turbo adjustment areas.
$86.99
When it comes to nature, it’s eat or be eaten. This Double Wide is for the big leaders of the pack. Go get em, tiger.
$86.99
Not everyone gets it right the first time. But we do. Six years ago the world had never heard of “Double Wide'' Pit Vipers, but they were blessed with the option to buy the Cosmos. Now you can have the best of today and yesterday in the Cosmos Double Wide, a classic black frame with neon splatter.
$124.99
Party in the city where the heat is on All night, on the beach till the break of dawn "Welcome to Miami" "Bienvenidos a Miami" Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on All night, on the beach till the break of dawn I'm goin to Miami "Welcome to Miami" It's a 2000! These Pit Vipers feature an ANSI Z87+ Safety Rating, roomier fit, and redesigned ear, nose, and turbo adjustment areas.
$189.99
Photochromic Lenses have a coating that responds to UV light. When out in the sun, they'll get darker, and the lens will lighten without UV exposure. Check your local UV index with these babies - the higher your UV index, the stronger these will respond. Only true-blue UV light triggers the reaction so wearing these in your car, or indoors, while stylish, won't have the reactive flair.
$86.99
After years of R&D (research and development), T&E (trial and error), and S&M (you know that one), we’ve finally done it. The essence of aquatic recreation, captured and trapped forever in a physical object. The Motorboat Sunset features sparkling blue frames and a pleasant pink sunset lens.
$124.99
This Playmate won't keep your drinks cold but it'll sure as hell make you look cool. Meet the vibrant macaw of the sunglass world. They whisper and/or caw loudly in your ear: "PLAYMATE WANT TO PARTY." Listen to them. It's a 2000! These bad boys feature an ANSI Z87+ Safety Rating, roomier fit, and redesigned ear, nose, and turbo adjustment areas.
$124.99
The juiciest blue blocking lenses in the Blaster lineup. Go ahead, give them a lick, they actually taste like watermelon. These delectable glasses are perfect for saving lives in the medical field or destroying lives in your $700 gamer chair. Safety rated, moldable nose piece, durable 2000’s construction, x-ray vision. At this point if you want anything else you’re just being demanding
$86.99
Party in the city where the heat is on All night, on the beach till the break of dawn "Welcome to Miami" "Bienvenidos a Miami" Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on All night, on the beach till the break of dawn I'm goin to Miami "Welcome to Miami" Now 12mm wider to fit your big honkin' face.
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